Sunday, January 24, 2021

Benefits of the Covid?

 So after a YEAR of all this pandemic shit I have come to realize that there IS a benefit to this mess.

1. I don't have to be close to people.  People don't want to be close to me.

2. Going out to eat is a joke.  Restaurants  are operating at half capacity at their BEST and the food sucks.  We went to a Ruby Tuesday's and the salad bar was nasty, they were out of french fries AND baked potatoes!  Offered me tater tots.  Tater tots?  Really?  I'll pass.  Just give me a freaking plate of salad and a burger.  I'll NOT be back.

3. The BEST thing is I can wear sweat pants, a ratty T-shirt, a cap and flip flops ANYWHERE!  Because I have a mask on, NO ONE knows who I am!  NO ONE even knows if I have shaved this week.  It's GREAT!  Even Kathy loves this part of it.  No make-up required, put a cap on the head and NO ONE knows if she did (or if I did) our hair.  Hell, you can get right out of bed, slap a cap on, grab a mask, get dressed and go to the grocery store!  So convenient!

And here are some pictures of my "Dressed for Covid" outfits :

This is my grocery shopping outfit

This is my going out to eat outfit

This is my road trip outfit.

Hint: It's the HAT.

Oh yeah - Slow Joe Bi.d.d.e.n is now president.  Weeeeee
What a retard.